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@General_Strike
Hipsters don't have wangs; they procreate through binary fission - like all bacteria.
How else do you think they wear those tight pants? It's like a sort of visual shibboleth; hipster approaches vegan crunk night 'Reality Sex Cross Stitch'; "he's got no cock or balls, let him in".