I confess...

I stuck my finger up at a bunch of school children, after one said something to me. Even though I had no idea what they said, and it could well have been something positive. I'm sure regardless of what they said they'll have deserved it for something anyway.

I confess that the first time I read this I read it as "stuck my finger up a bunch of school children" and instead of my first thought being "oh i must have misread that" it was "but why would you post this on a public forum?". Luckily I went back and corrected my interpretation before getting to the "they were asking for it anyway" parts.