Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

^ that's more like it!

I hired one of these bad boys in Nice a few weeks ago, and it was pretty good.
Hub brakes and gears, with dynamo lights, and shaft drive. The carrier at the front is better than the ones on the Boris Bikes - it's enclosed on all sides and has a liner to stop small things falling out. They dock with long retractable cable locks that plug right into the payment station. And if you've got a French mobile, you can (apparently, my French isn't that good) text the number on the station and your membership and hire charges get charged via your phone.

Maybe in real life you are too cool for school, but on the Internet you sound like a hapless japs eye.
Sorry if I missed something.

Hapless japs eye.

What a cracking turn of phrase.

Totaly pos repped.

I find in Real Life ... this makes me more quality friends (i.e. most people think I'm a wanker very quickly so it's just the hopeless japseyes like myself that stick around), by being honest.

Ftfy.

Anyone interested in the B-Twin Vitamin?
http://www.btwincycle.com/EN/vitamin-100634901/

70 quid delivered, with 5 year frame and 2 year parts warranty. There's a thread about them on Bikeradar and apparently they're pretty good, amazing for the money. Gear is super-spinny though, something like 55". It's got mudguard eyelets and I think it looks alright too.

I'm tempted to get one as a new daily hack, depending on whether or not I can squeeze two bikes into my new room.

I think it's a pretty good buy, there's not much to go wrong, and once put together properly (i.e. not like Halfords).

http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/3/8/2/3/2/0/webimg/404940549_o.jpg?nc=670My functional bike

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Maybe in real life you are too cool for school, but on the Internet you sound like a hapless japs eye.
Sorry if I missed something.

Yeah I know I probably do, but tbh it doesn't bother me that much. I will probably never meet half the people here nor if I did want to spend any time with them ... some people don't like me in person, that is fine.

Doesn't really bother me, I like a good argument and I say what I thiink. I am grown up enough to know that some people will hate because I am like this whereas other people will like me and just think I am a bit of a tit sometimes ... Swing and Roundabouts ... you can't be everyone's friend.

EDIT: Japseye, We used to call ourselves the Japseye 6 in Maths class (fuck knows where it came from), we ended up throwing Japseye comments around the classroom in 6th form, pretty much all the time as well as trying to do impressions of chewbacca fellating himself.

*can't

Thanks, corrected!!

you sound like a buffoon

Have you read your posts on the Conspiracy Theories Thread?

Pot and Kettle.

Similar to the ones above, with the added bonus of a hip flask stowed under the saddle

that crank almost looks transparent.

Have you read your posts on the Conspiracy Theories Thread?

Pot and Kettle.

Yes..

And as I said then...do your homework, moron.

You are still sounding off about shit without knowing the full details...just like you did then...

If you were aware of all the facts and then wanted to slag shit off, then fine...as it is...you don't....you're fucking clueless

Just like now knowing where the term 'japseye' comes from...are you really that dumb as to not know it's origin?

Have you read your posts on the Conspiracy Theories Thread?

Pot and Kettle.

I'm afraid he got you right in the kisser Wingedangel.

How about this cable operated wheel powered bell ringer?

^ oh hells yes.

is that the same thing as a dynamo bell? from what I understand, they are very loud.

I'm afraid he got you right in the kisser Wingedangel.

No..

He hasn't, it just appears like that to the ill educated.

Apart from the ion wind, everything else I stand by 1000%.

and He still doesn't know where japseye came from? maybe you should google that for him and get called a cunt?

Besides, what the fuck has that got to do with anything? He gets called a cunt and has to drag up a thread from months agho as he can't think of anything smarter to say?

Kissing my ass, nothing more...

is that the same thing as a dynamo bell? from what I understand, they are very loud.

It's a bloody small dynamo if it is one, it wouldn't be up to powering anything louder than a pair of headphones hehe. I guess it's just a normal rotary mechanical bell driven on the tyre sidewall. Good idea imo

Just like now knowing where the term 'japseye' comes from...are you really that dumb as to not know it's origin?

I knew what it was 11 years ago, I was 15-16 and my friends and I were rather less mature.

No..

He hasn't, it just appears like that to the ill educated.

Apart from the ion wind, everything else I stand by 1000%.

Anyhow, Lucas ...I didn't come on here to bitch at you, It has as always escalated into something completely pointless and nothing to do with the subject in hand...

peace and sheet

Me

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I gave you a link fuckwit...stop shit stirring? what are you ten?

follow it and you might not have to listen to the 'insane clown posse' for the answers.

I don't need to listen to the insane clown please when I can listen to you.