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Try combining a fizzy echinacea tablet (which you can get from Holland and Barrett) plus a Berocca tablet, topped off with a shot of vodka and a dash of tobasco.
If it doesn't cure/stop the cold, it'll probably give you an epic outbreak of the sh1ts and then you won't even be thinking about the cold. Plus, if you go out riding with sed sh1ts, you will likely be able to join the 'big-ring-riding' * crew (although do make sure to wear white lycra shorts for emphasis)
*please note, you friends may assume that you have joined the rival to this group: the 'loose-ring-riding' crew