Spotted...

A complete moron who locked his grey mountain bike to mine instead of locking it to a rack in front of co-op shepherds bush on sunday. *Had to go inside co-op and look for him and wait until moron will pay for his shopping.
Me: why did u do that?
Moron: *there was no space on the rack.
Me: because it's fucking taken, there's a next one 20m away
Idiot: i didn't see that one
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You should've thrown a mountainbike at his mountainbike. [/old forum meme, © aidan]