The one big mistake you keep making is to assume that i'm in some way angry.
This is true.
It's a real problem of the internet that the tone is hard to determine as the communication lacks eye contact, body language and all of the other stuff that makes telling the intent and mood behind the words more obvious. But I'm not the only one who's making that error which is why so many people are reacting.
... Enjoy your breakfast!
That's all good news, and I did. Ryvita and pate with gherkins. Lovely.
This is true.
It's a real problem of the internet that the tone is hard to determine as the communication lacks eye contact, body language and all of the other stuff that makes telling the intent and mood behind the words more obvious. But I'm not the only one who's making that error which is why so many people are reacting.
That's all good news, and I did. Ryvita and pate with gherkins. Lovely.