My landlady says I can't keep my bike in the house.

Nah it's a student house, she doesn't live there. I did think of covering it but not sure it'd be convincing. Mostly worried about when she starts showing prospective tenants round in a couple of months, when I went to look round the tenants didn't seem to know there were viewings that day.

I had the same problem when I lived in student housing, It was F'ing ridiculous as my bike was in no way "in the way" at all. Problem is, there are health & safety laws that she has to follow or she will get in deep shit should they ever decide to check. It's completely up to how anal she is about it, She has to say something to cover her own arse. I refused to move my bike over and over again, nothing ever really happened, other than a bit of a talking to. I can't stand health and safety in this country, you can't shit without someone saying you should be wearing high viz. Is it on campus housing?