• Is it just me, or is does every post from Lucas sound incredibly cross?
    You'll give yourself a nasty ulcer, young man. Calm your pants.

    Also, all your posts seem to be saying 'that bike is shit because it isn't anything like my bike'
    Post us a pic of your £50 gem so we can be thoroughly underwhelmed by it.

    I for one don't trawl through porn looking for tired looking women in their late fifties scrubbing the inside of a filthy oven with their knockers out.
    I try to find something a little more 'aesthetically pleasing'.
    The same goes for my bike tastes.

    And as for Brooks saddles, get yourself down any flea market in England, and soon enough you'll find a Brooks saddle circa 1940. You can buy it, plonk it on your bike and ride it, and the chance are it will last you until you die.
    THAT is why Brooks are popular, not because they are 'bling'.

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