My landlady says I can't keep my bike in the house.

I've just re-read the terms and conditions for my uni halls (which i've now signed and sent off)

"Any vehicles (including bikes) must be left in designated areas
only."

Brilliant, i guess that means i'm going to spend all of next year panicking about my bike being nicked.

fucksticks.
mine too...
hmmm.

What are the designated areas?