My landlady says I can't keep my bike in the house.

I've just re-read the terms and conditions for my uni halls (which i've now signed and sent off)

"Any vehicles (including bikes) must be left in designated areas
only."

Brilliant, i guess that means i'm going to spend all of next year panicking about my bike being nicked.

A mate of mine stuck his bike in a big 'ol bike bag when he was in halls, never got any grief for it from the management.