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I don't get all this 'functional' bike stuff, they all have racks and mud guards on. That type of bicycle wouldn't be very functional if I wanted to take it on the track or offroad would it. A road bike or a DH bike can be just as functional (if used for its intended purpose).

Methinks you're reading too much into 'functional', but yes I do somewhat agree, I suppose it's more akin to calling a Specialized Langster a 'track' bicycle simply because it got track end and the like.