Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

This transit has no scratches.
It can't possibly be of any use for shifting loads, tools, packages, goods etc around the country.

Oh wait, maybe it was just photographed before it was beaten into the ground.

No no, noone would take a photograph of something NEW!
What'd be the point in that?

As for Brooks, maybe they're financed by a mega multi millionaire that gets his jollies by pumping endless amounts of cash into the business to keep it afloat.
Or maybe they just make good saddles that lots of people find comfortable and are willing to spend their money on?
Nah your right, must be the first one.

You missed the point entirely ... Never mind.