I bin Scobled!

ed writes in english using BSL grammar

i assume like me he is also using a phone a lot of the time which increases his typo rate

the boy is all class, and though i take the piss out of him like i do many here, i would always consider him a friend (and a complete idiot but takes one to know one)

This is correct.
But I ADORE his line of thinking, and "metaphors". <3