Police tickets

"I ran a red light, straight past them, albeit slowly and safely. I simply didn't see them, as my mind was elsewhere,"

Safe as houses.

Haha, Hippy's comments always ammuse me.

On the contrary, I (in Southampton) regularly jump lights and ride on the pavement as I try to reach lectures on time and often notice coppers sitting at junctions or overtaking me seconds after dropping off the curb back onto the road and I have never been bothered. I often find myself trying to insight some sort of reaction from them and they don't even look, seems very strange, the contrasting police behaviours...