I bin Scobled!

This made me LOL

he's well known in the fixie world, he have videos of doing rad skid, how can nobody ***not ***know him??

https://www.lfgss.com/post1606559-77.html

One of my favourites.

"The big difference is that those modified car handle like shit with it's oversized wheels, stiffen suspension and silly body tweak that does fuck-all beside providing the owner to have something to hold onto while dogging another bloke's missus."

From Hilary's brake sale thread three weeks ago (hopefully not a repost):

I was looking at those brake levers and was wondering why it look so racy, until it drawn upon me.

They look like closed girl's leg.

Amazing^ haha!

Just realised I got Scobled back on April Fool's day;

http://www.lfgss.com/post1305700-32.html

Look like we got ourselves an LFGSS version of Scraphead Challenge.

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And that area is littered with dog shits all over, what up with this? why is it very pronounced in that area? I kept having to look carefully to not smear myself with dog shit when trying to get to Grobag Tower.

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'With black saddle and drop bar, Garham would be already tugging his boat all the way through the canal'

Hi Garham.

a friend has just messaged me:

*good morning.
can you, please, explain one thing? i started noticing a lot - really a lot - fixed-gear bicycles. why?
thank you. *

i was unsure how to respond.

you should've replied "it's the Apocalypse".

Ha!

"it didn't bothered me much when I was a kids"

I've never met Ed, but i sit at my desk cracking up at work reading some of his posts.

ed writes in english using BSL grammar

i assume like me he is also using a phone a lot of the time which increases his typo rate

the boy is all class, and though i take the piss out of him like i do many here, i would always consider him a friend (and a complete idiot but takes one to know one)

I think he plans them weeks in advance.

I think he uses google translate from English to something else and back, then copies and pastes the result.

I think that it is used google it transfers from English to something still and back, after this copies and pastes result.

Possibly...

"need to look in my boxes, some of the stuff would give a hipster a towering erections."

Pwnd

that eddy merckx-style diamant is super nice, nice one mate!

It's actually a Diamant style Diamant.

But Ed, it's a "conversion" which means he'll get serious injuries immediately according to forum experts

the paint job you pillock;

did you raise your seat bone off the saddle when you skad ?

omg someone else besides me says skad!?

I'm skadless all day long, lately.

I stop like this now
vvvvvv.........vvvvv

Really want to go and eat some dead animal cooked by cuntsies, but end up having the plague, fuck sake!

nice.

What? don't you have Royal Mail where you're at?

Don't let the pedal hit your legs on the way out.

Gold.

thread has literally had me in tears.

ed writes in english using BSL grammar

i assume like me he is also using a phone a lot of the time which increases his typo rate

the boy is all class, and though i take the piss out of him like i do many here, i would always consider him a friend (and a complete idiot but takes one to know one)

This is correct.
But I ADORE his line of thinking, and "metaphors". <3

Well, Ed struggles with some differences between BSL grammar and audible English grammar, such as plural vs. singular (at least when posting casually, i.e. if he were to proofread and check everything he might well pick up on them), but on the whole his English is a very good effort. This is coupled with his willingness to take risks by being original; e.g., where does 'proboscis trollop' come from? While that misfires occasionally, I like originality, and most especially new words. The Ed-specific combination must be unique world-wide.

long live Scobilism!