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• #5027
never had to do a CV before, 3 jobs in 24 years
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• #5028
3 days! Fuck arse shit biscuits! Get that CV of yours polished up mate.
- arsehole
- arsehole
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• #5029
That blows murt.
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• #5030
Shit, not good news
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• #5031
That sucks dude, hope you find something!
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• #5032
He will. It will start with P and end with B an extra day a week..
- arsehole
- arsehole
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• #5033
murtle - give me a tinkle later and I'll send you some c.v's i've designed for peeps = more than happy to get yours looking spick and span for you
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• #5034
Incompetent teenage girls driving cars...
I'm sorry did i waste 10 seconds of your precious time, or a minute amount petrol in that 'hot' little coupe which daddy bought for you...
Maybe i'm riding a bit slower in this torrential fucking rain, don't throw your hands up in disgust from the safety of your car... ugh idiots...
I know your annoyed because its raining and your losing sweet 'omg' tan that you got from 2 weeks in Zante but dont take it out on me...
Bit much?...
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• #5035
^ Good shout
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• #5036
This week.
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• #5037
Aluminium. No doubt a alloy of aluminium but the point is that steel is also an alloy where as people use alloy as a term to refer to aluminium solely as if alloy = aluminium, it's a useless to refer to a bike as being made of alloy if it's metal, in fact you may as well say it's made of metal.
Person1 : "So what's this bike made out of?"
Person2: "Metal."Fucking excellent.
Not sure that steel is an alloy, since an alloy has to be a mixture of metals and carbon is not a metal. That said, most steels do have other metals in there so I guess that they could be considered an alloy on that basis.
I guess that now bikes are made from all sorts of modern materials like carbon and stuff, it might be usedful to pitch a bike as 'metal'. You could have a warning sticker - do not ride near MRI scanners or something.
Has anyone ever tried to make or market a fibreglass bike? In Germany I did once see a Dutch/Beach bike type thing made of laminated wood like a an old fashioned plane or something. It looked really hippy and I bet it was a shit ride. Must've weighed a ton. I think it was a joke about those little scooty bikes for kids that don't have pedals. They're often made of plywood so that eco-yuppies buy them for their brats.
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• #5038
^
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• #5039
. I think it was a joke about those little scooty bikes for kids that don't have pedals. They're often made of plywood so that eco-yuppies buy them for their brats.
My daughter had one of those, I am not an eco-yuppie, and she is not a brat. She also has teh mad skillz, thanks to said ecoyuppiebratbike.
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• #5040
....Being the one to answer the door to the same courier twice within the past half hour and say something that someone else is preparing in another part of the office isn't ready yet.
It's fucking pissing down. It's late. If the tape isn't ready, post it in the fucking morning. Don't give me a guarantee to tell him that it'll be ready in 15 minutes only for him to come back and find it's not. It's fucking rude to the guy and makes us look more incompetent than we already are.Sorry Spanish Pink Express dude :(
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• #5041
I hate that my best friend nick had to talk to my girlfriend for me because he understands my strange way of explaining things, we are toight like a toiger
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• #5042
Is he screwing her for you too? Just sayin'.
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• #5043
Is he screwing her for you too? Just sayin'.
probably. most people are.
I'm screwing her mum and her sister though...
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• #5044
Not sure that steel is an alloy
I got to this point and stopped reading, my first thought was this; "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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• #5045
I find it funny that in metal propertys what we call iron has less iron in that steel.
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• #5046
My lazy arse fucking team at work.
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• #5047
Dressing head to toe in waterproofs. 2 minutes into the commute and the rain stops. Get to work and I'm fucking soaking wet from the sweat.
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• #5048
Ross Kemp. Utter fucking ego cunt. He's in here again doing VO complaining that he can't get a mobile signal in the suite. FFS.. Err.. Use the fucking land line on your right. Oh, and Ross. It's a sound booth so it's fucking well insulated that's why there's no signal you fat, bald, stumpy cunt..
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• #5049
I got to this point and stopped reading, my first thought was this; "what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
I didn't know carbon was in steel. Now I do because of what he said. Maybe you should have read his post.
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• #5050
Ross Kemp. Utter fucking ego cunt. He's in here again doing VO complaining that he can't get a mobile signal in the suite. FFS.. Err.. Use the fucking land line on your right. Oh, and Ross. It's a sound booth so it's fucking well insulated that's why there's no signal you fat, bald, stumpy cunt..
Once the police came to my work looking for a mate of mine. I work at a production company and as my friend is a director he's not required to be in the office everyday. I explained this to the police and they said they would visit him at home. I called my friend to warn him they were on their way and he started (understandably) freaking out. He had no idea what they could want with him. He called his family to check they were all ok and they were. He tried to think what they could want and he couldn't come up with anything. It was really starting to get to him. He phoned me back and asked me what I thought he should do - he had a train ticket to the North East and had to leave in an hour. I advised him to catch the train and he did. After he had left the police visited his flat. His flatmate explained he'd gone up north for the Christmas holidays and wouldn't be back for two weeks. The police weren't pleased. Apparently it was a very pressing matter and they would have to contact him by phone. Later that day I got a phonecall from my director mate - the police had finally got hold of him. Turns out they wanted to caution him over 'menacing phonecalls' he had been making to a certain celebrity. It took him a second to figure out what they meant but then he remembered. He'd got Ross Kemp's mobile number from a shoot callsheet and saved it in his phone. One night we got pretty wasted and decided to give him a ring. I wish I could say that we stopped at one phonecall but sadly I can't. Every time we called him he got angrier (i.e. more hilarious) and we literally spent all night calling him. It was amazing. Evidently he didn't see it that way. Crybaby.
ouch, like pisti said brush off the dust fron the CV