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Most of the hipster idiots above are too old or fat to fit into skinnny jeans. Apart from Oliver, who is German and has no fashion sense, his skintight jeans are not a fashion statement, more a crime.

James, I only wear them when lycra would be felt to be inappropriate by others (though not by me). If I had my way, I'd of course be wearing lycra at all times. Also, what is this 'fashion' thing that you speak of?