Rant

firstly: Townends: they're f*cking expensive (£300+ fees), the inventory people they hire are the most anal retards on the planet (quote: 'rubber ring of unknown use in kitchen utensil draw, see picture for details') and they hire the most pig-headed twats in the world. Oh and they drive like idiots.
£300? My achy-breaky heart. I'm buying a flat tonight (woo!), and the estate agent's fees are €30,000.

Yes, that's right, thirty-fucking-grand, for opening the front door, and walking us round inside for thirty seconds.

Bah.