Epic fail

Reminds me of the ford pinto

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLrMaFkLjlI

Jump to around 5 mins for how ford really fucked up.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/video/2010/aug/24/diy-video-make-a-bench

MDF top on a softwood frame for an outdoor bench?

wow. ford, what a bunch of cunts.
incidentally just did a fail myself-
slicing bits of knuckle off whilst changing chainrings.
fucking lethal.

^Happened to me changing cogs.

developed a new technique though!
get one of those padded envelopes and punch a hole. then shove cranks in envelope and hold with foot/ hand/ anything, no possibility of flesh removal!!!!!
full of win.

Htfu

We are playing the "Fit the Lyrics Into a Phone Conversation" game here, where you write a song line on a piece of paper and everyone draws one out of the hat.

My cunning plan has backfired. I drew my own slip and now have to squeeze "I am cashing Satan's checks* with my dick in my hand" into a phone call with a client.

Bollocks.

*American band, innit.

retardex

haha I've got a photo of this on my old phone

We are playing the "Fit the Lyrics Into a Phone Conversation" game here, where you write a song line on a piece of paper and everyone draws one out of the hat.

My cunning plan has backfired. I drew my own slip and now have to squeeze "I am cashing Satan's checks* with my dick in my hand" into a phone call with a client.

Bollocks.

*American band, innit.

Awesome song
I want to see you now do a Wyndorf impression; pre and post drugs...

post- easy
pre- not so

MDF top on a softwood frame for an outdoor bench?

what a shit bench!

and such inappropriate clothing, her jebs were hangin out the whole time!

post- easy
pre- not so

corset....

what a shit bench!

and such inappropriate clothing, her jebs were hangin out the whole time!

Well that made me watch it

still a shit bench

still a shit bench

no arguments there

I fapped.

Not really, but I though about it.

Did you get wood for your DIY project?

I'll get me coat.

Is it a translation fail or the owner is a smug bastard?

^Win.
But who's fucking the duck?

Just sprayed tea on the screen.
Defo Win!

This:

Is it a translation fail or the owner is a smug bastard?

And this:

Did you get wood for your DIY project?

Is it a translation fail or the owner is a smug bastard?

Some translator was obviously getting a bit bored...

Ace.

The first character has two meanings - dry and fuck, which often creates some funny translations
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fuck-the-empress.jpg
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wet-fukin.jpg
http://adult.engrish.com/2009/10/23/i-wouldnt-dream-of-it/
http://www.engrish.com//wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Fucking-Crazy-Hot-Noodle.jpg

....

Tad harsh to call some poor bloke's suicide a fail.

In many ways he actually succeeded.