Brilliant Sir Quinn! It reminds me of one of own epic fail, on a foot bridge over the train tracks, in the little town I was crossing to go visit my grand parents, during all my life, until one day...
I had to buy a new fork, and a new headset because the new fork was international thread and the old one french thread... going to the local bike shop getting the stuff I needed on my grand father's moped... happy days...
Nicely drawn!