Where's teenslain?

Awwww you miss us. We miss you too.

i do indeed! i'm making big plans to come back though, and also the U.S. because I heart Americans - hence my two fav ex-pat Americans - elguaploo

Ey! That's good news! (both bits)

I've seen him in Bangkok last week:

I saw him in Afghanistan:

and he's taken up mountain biking:

And I saw him on the way home to try out an experimental batch of giant coffee beans:

I also heard he was moving house this week:
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And that he was attempting the Coast to Coast:

he's got a new bird

she walks his bike for him

Apparently he's got all Bike Polo on us. Is that even a proper sport?! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I've heard he's started a sweat shop, making thousands of under privileged people walk bikes for him:

I think he's definitely looking younger these days:

He's been seen grooming underage children.
Beware:

Apparently when detained was on a Langster packed with explosives

Teenslain? TEENSLAIN! OI! OVER HERE!! He can't hear me...

He's gone to the dark side...

Hahahaha!

All these jokes at his expense, may turn him to violence...

^ Dancing James?

I'm very surprised the old geezer hasn't shown up. Has anyone called the hospitals or been to see him? He may be trapped at the bottom of the stairs as we speak...

Maybe an evil old granny put him in a wheelie bin and he can't escape

i heard he's taken up swimming

He's been hangin' with his new crew:

Holy fuck you guys are good.

Major LOLZ in my office