Draw your own collisions

Oh god this thread is amazing. Can't believe I've only just found it.

but then why stop to try and kill me? if he was racing home I would have been an unwelcome distraction.

Ah the mysteries of retentive behaviour ...

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you cycled over a midget, what kind of a person are you?

the midget seems to be riding one of those model fixie bikes you can get in BLB

Nah, it was a hybrid.

That, spybot, is called perspective.

My collisions tend to be online

Cant draw for shit

So imagine Terry Thomas at a computer and then a shitstorm erupts

That, spybot, is called perspective.

Riding 20 miles back home in the rain yesterday, totally caked with mud, I came up to lights about half a mile from home and my left pedal won't unclip. Probably choked with gunk. The gap between me in the car is too tight to get my right foot unclipped in time. I fall. Totally stupid, pointless accident, embarrassing for its total lack of panache, and thankfully resulting only in a skinned knee and bruised arm and ripped bartape. So I'm not fucking drawing that. But it did put me in a mind to draw the great sheep ambush of April, which apart from its clear artistic flair, was actually quite scary at the time and put me in the spirit of eating lamb at ever opportunity for a few weeks after. I did topple off into lots of ferns by the road though so it was more the shock than anything...

Missing the poo element but made up for with the term 'soft cunt'. +1 internet points

I actually just thought about adding some jobby element to it after I uploaded it. But i'm too lazy to go back and add it now. Lesson learned for next time tho...

The first week I got my bike I thought I'd take it for a spin around Clapham Common. I hadn't been on a bike since I was about 12 and furthermore had only had about 5 driving lessons so wasn't really up to speed on the whole concept of 'one-way-systems'

Extremely lucky I didn't kill myself or any of the drivers piling towards me at about 40mph around a very scary blind corner. Managed to save the day by colliding with the bushes instead which may or may not have contained concealed shit.

Have since learned to pay more attention to road signs & markings

This wasn't me but a RLJer heading into London along CS7 somewhere along Union St/Road just north of Clapham Common. Shit drawing etc etc.

http://i34.tinypic.com/2di2dlf.jpg

Love this thread, just to clarify, is that green poo?

Love this thread, just to clarify, is that green poo?

The bushes were very dense and very prickly so although I didn't investigate them fully I wouldn't rule it out.

Lovely........ ;-)

That's awesome!

s_c- you alright pal? was that recent?
i can drop the bars/ levers off thursday.
H

s_c- you alright pal? was that recent?
i can drop the bars/ levers off thursday.
H

d'yer not know what visitor/private messages are for?

in other words, yes,
sangano.

right- I'll write what I meant to write, more eloquently than before.
yes- I've been here since before PM's were integrated into the system.
I've been riding fixed for a decent length of time. SS before that occasionally on the MTB.
my original username was eyebrows- I joined september 2007 I think, though it could well have been august- not an original member, but I undoubtedly know more and have done more on this forum and with than you have, you keyboard warrior.
so if I want to ask someone I actually know whether they're ok or not, I can do it wherever the fuck i want, alright?
good.
sangano.

but this is an internet forum so I should tone it down a little.
The guy crashed.
I like the guy, he's a good bloke.
I wanted, and knowing he knows a few members here thought it would be a better idea to ask in the public domain than the private domain, to know how recent the crash was.
is that so difficult to understand?

in other words, yes,
sangano.

right- I'll write what I meant to write, more eloquently than before.
yes- I've been here since before PM's were integrated into the system.
I've been riding fixed for a decent length of time. SS before that occasionally on the MTB.
my original username was eyebrows- I joined september 2007 I think, though it could well have been august- not an original member, but I undoubtedly know more and have done more on this forum and with than you have, you keyboard warrior.
so if I want to ask someone I actually know whether they're ok or not, I can do it wherever the fuck i want, alright?
good.
sangano.

but this is an internet forum so I should tone it down a little.
The guy crashed.
I like the guy, he's a good bloke.
I wanted, and knowing he knows a few members here thought it would be a better idea to ask in the public domain than the private domain, to know how recent the crash was.
is that so difficult to understand?

what a dickhead, neg repped.