Is wearing Lycra a bit gay...?

Slow mentally? How so?

I thought it was quite funny actualy. I like the fact that you giving Will a load of shit (he needs it). But, have you ever actualy seen him ride? He dosent fuck about.

He is a bit slower than normal.

I wasn't giving him shit (I was actually pretty nice :D) ... I was simply standing up for my bike (that he was taking the piss out of, has he ever ridden one?) and pointing out how shallow it is to be obsessed with how you look and what bike you have.

Hummmm, no I haven't, but… I imagine it is as bad as a pair of elephants trying to mate but they are doing it back to front, i.e. completely wrong :D