Is wearing Lycra a bit gay...?

Haha, you would beat him. Texas is really slow. I rode with him once and had to wait at the top of every hill for about 5 minutes. To be fair, he would have been a lot faster had he not been carrying a mirror all the way round and obsessing about what he looked like. It was quite a feat over a massive 2.36 mile ride (the longest ride eather of us had ever done, big up us for that one).

Slow mentally and physically :D

I don't know if that was suppose to be funny or sarcastic but it really wasn't either.