Functional bikes. Not Porn not Anti

How is that functional?!?

It's putting the "FUN" in Functional...

How is that functional?!?

Portable BBQ?

This would be more fun as the fictional bike thread.

I was torn between this and the straight up Porn thread.

Tout terrain "the Plug". Nestles inside your head tube, turns your dynohub output in to loverly smooth USB for charging your shit.
It will be mine, oh yes, it will be mine

That look great, unfortunately I have a quill stem.

i'm turning my old commuting bike into a tourer, one of these would be amazing!

great for laughs

How is that functional?!?

whats the point of a granny ring on that?

moreover, it wouldn't even managed to break 10mph once the back tyres start to melt due to the heat of the flame.

how do we know it's even meant to be on fire?

Fucking awesome;

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4142/4868430886_463e0a22c2_b.jpg

It is isn't it? love to have a go on that, how awesome would it be to sit on front of that bike?

You mean something like this?

http://www.bilenky.com/navy_viewpoint_files/OriginalBlueVpt-filtered.jpg

As well as the Cargo, Bilenky make the Viewpoint tandem.

^ what a load of shit

haha gotta agree there ^

I can't stop staring at the camper-bike...

you want it, don't you...

A nice Feather:

^^^ very tidy

Makes me want a porteur, or at least I'm loving the handlebar arrangement :)

For me that feather is a fail, beautifully put together, but it really fucks me off when people install front racks, and cant be bothered to get em level.

Bar is at a strange angle as well.

I love the feature but handlebar and rack cheapen it massively.

They looks like they have never been ridden ... oh comon ... lets see something with some scratches.

A nice Feather:

I would like to see that shit get nicked .. seriously less of the brooks saddle bollox because lets face it the only function bikes around the uk are these ....

I don't see a brooks saddle there ... I see a bent mudguard some wore panniers and some cheapy saddle. Plastic Pedals and guess what ... this shit gets used everyday of the week barring Sundays.

Function Bike without the brooks bollox and it ain't in a studio ..... oh my fucking god, cheap shit that does the job.