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  • were you watching those daft movers trying to bring a sofa down?

    A while ago I was at Cousin Larrys place and we were rearranging furniture. We turned a fucked old chesterfield on its side and rat shit fell out of the bottom. We collectively decided the couch needed to go so we tried to get it down the stairs. Would not go.

    He lived on Brick Lane on a second level...

    The window.

    Anyway, we chucked it out hoping for the best as there were glass windows below. Landed and didnt budge. Win.

    "That rug is a bit fucked too"
    "Yeah, fuck that off too"
    "Dude, that coffee table is rubbish as well"

    About 15 minutes later, his entire shitty loungeroom was set up on cheshire st. Sofa, rug, coffee table, vase, dead flowers. There were stoners having a spliff on it within 10 minutes as we sat on the floor and watched from the window before joining them for a can.

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