North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Fuck it, I'm going to go out and get some cake.

Jason, you better watch out!

I want a parrot on my bike too.

That's not a parrot, it's a cockatoo. I'm guessing you knew that but realised what a mistake it would have been writing it.

You can dress like a cockatoo?

That's not a parrot, it's a cockatoo. I'm guessing you knew that but realised what a mistake it would have been writing it.

I'm so ashamed. To think I spent two years working for an animal welfare charity as well...

I forgot to slack today

I forgot to slack today

You do everyday, I should know I have worked with (for) you.

That's not a parrot, it's a cockatoo. I'm guessing you knew that but realised what a mistake it would have been writing it.

I'm so ashamed. To think I spent two years working for an animal welfare charity as well...

I think you will both find that that is a dog on the handlebars. Morons.

aaand i'm out of the ride tomorrow. left my wallet at work and gotta go see if i can retrieve it in the morning since I have zero cash and zero food. this may turn out to be an interesting weekend.

Anyone going to the steeles?

In no state to flick back and read everything; I hvae set my alarm for seven on the promise of a northern ride from you lot. I don't know where it starts or when, but I'll head to the flask, check the thread and see what happens. If someone could post the details sometime between now and then I'd really appreciate it, otherwise I'll do a morning session round hte park and head home (lame).

I once ate a whole kilo of ikea meatballs, before I went over to the veggie darkside that is.
Will be tramping it up at polio tomorrow, was at LMNH thei eve and someone promised me Whiskey, I never pass up on free whiskey.
Should still be making the ride tomorrow morn too

^Good luck! See you at polo

6pt, last I read was the pizza place at 8:50.

Luckily I don't have to work tomorrow, but for some stupid reason I did a seven mile run tonight. This is not normal for a Friday, and my calves feel a bit wrong right now. At least I can look forward to my head not hurting in the morning.

ok. see you folks there. Can't believe I'm up.. LYCRA and fuzzy animals FTW.

Have fun you lot. I'm in bed.

See you guys there!

I have just come back from the home of Butcombe -
I was here: http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?ll=51.311623,-2.653327&spn=0.01682,0.052056&z=15&iwloc=2813326702201583235&lci=com.panoramio.all

Mikey it appears you were "Straight outta Compton [Martin]"
YouTube- Straight Outta Compton - NWA

You are really are so medja aren't you? - Tiny Timpah - is he a character in Nathan Barley? - YouTube- Nathan Barley - Like, The Pilot, Yeah part 1 of 5

head hurts.. in fact, everything hurts. why am I doing this?

Bed is awesome win. Enjoy the ride.

Weird happenings in my road.

Last night at approximately 3am there was a really loud banging on my door. As I wasn't expecting anyone I simply put it down to some pissed fuck being a dick and rolled over to carry on sleeping.

Wake up this morning to the road closed off with a police tent over my car. Naturally I want to find out what the fuck is going on so I ask an officer. He calmly informs me that someone was stabbed here last night and the road will be closed for some time. When I mention the frenzied knocking at the door, he reckons it would have been one of the injured people looking for help.

I'm guessing I should feel guilty for not offering help, but my overriding thought is anger at these cunts who stab people bringing it to my road and my fucking car!

At least it gets me out of some DIY until I can move the car. If there's any blood on it I'll post a pic.

As you were.

Wow, that would never happen where I live. (They've all got guns round our way).

Got to think of the real victim here, after all that blood is not going to wash its self off the car.

sweet jesus that is harsh. Where do you live again? Jay and i aren't moving there

Someone got stabbed outside the corner shop opposite my house a couple weeks ago. The police taped off the pavement in front of it, meaning I couldn't get cigs and chocolate. How bloody inconsiderate, at least move 5 meters away from the door to stab someone so the rest of us can enjoy the night.

I'm guessing I should feel guilty for not offering help,
Shit as it is, I don't think you need to get all catholic about it.... If it had been someone after help you'd have heard them shouting 'help' too for sure.

sweet jesus that is harsh. Where do you live again? Jay and i aren't moving there

Invite only I'm afraid. Not sure I could persuade the folk round here to take you in as a member of the community.