You can get busted in Midtown

From the ES comments section:

Anyone fancy hanging around Farringdon one night next week during rush hour to see if this prick fancies a D-Lock in the face? I mean, yes it's moronic to cycle on the pavement outside a station, but the regard in which he holds his violent anti-cycling vigilance makes me want to provoke GBH from him just so I could get him nicked. What a dickhead.

yeah why not.
i follow the rules of the road and try not to incnvenience motorists but this doesnt protect me from abuse and near misses by fuckwitted cuntards. my lady friend had a van nearly force her off the road a couple of days ago while the the prick in the passenger side hung out the window requesting that she "show her tits".
would be quite pleasant to smack the fuck out of some prick, especially if we can catch him in the act. hypocritical? fuck yeah!