Dr Chan is LOL cat (repost)

3 Cosmics run a red in Liverpool Street,
Young Plod asks to see some ID ; Tom and MAT show some, Todd doesn't.
'What's your name?'
'Not telling'
Plod hands Tom and MAT their ID - free to go - but Todd...
Todd's made a break for it on his polo bike...
but doesn't get very far.
"Oh, Toddy"
Plod chases and tackles Todd to the ground.
(Cosmic drop Todd from future (polo) charges).
Plod and Todd both on floor.
Todd's polo injury to the shoulder is exaccerbated; Plod sweating.
MAT picks up plod's helmet, hoping this might help Todd's plight.
Plod arrests Todd.
Todd and Mat perform Jedi ID handover without Plot noticing.
Todd in prison with no ID
...
Tom and Mat wait around outside.
...
Horatio walks up and joins us. Laughter ensues.
H wants to know how it will finish. As do we.
H departs.
...
Speculation abounds as to whether Todd has been arrested for jumping the red
or for resisting arrest. If the latter, might he miss the Euros?!?!
...
[insert Todd magic]
...
Todd emerges from the station with Plod at his side,
They're walking like two mates coming home from the pub.
Smiles all round.
Apologies to all of us from Plod,
who admits there was a big misunderstanding.
Cosmic ride off into the night.

Obligatory LOLcat
[..]

Name of Prisoner: Todd

Best thing EVER !
love how Horatio randomly walks over for a curious laugh. Prisoner Todd, only in England.