Police tickets

Having witnessed the number of clueless nodders and aggressive fixie skidder RLJs lately I can't say it's a bad thing.

I've even started obeying every light and sign myself, someone has to set a good example to the morons who can't tell the difference between carefully going through a junction on a red light when there are no cars/peds using it, or about to use it, and wizzing through a pedestrian crossing full of people trying to exercise a right of way they've patiently waited several minutes for. Goddam tossers.

The clock is ticking on the time that I am crossing a road with my little ones and someone aggressively RLJing in front of us. Because my son in particular is prone to darting across to the far pavement, I consider that kind of RLJ a genuine danger to my children's safety. And as such, I will have no hesitation in taking out someone putting my children's lives at risk, by clothes-lining them at neck height with my rucksack.