Citygent, how about putting a big poster in your shop window along the lines of "Cyclists beware. Dickless jobsworth cunts at work!"
I once got stopped by a pair for cycling on the pavement as I was going the wrong way up a one way street. Shoulda just used the road as they cannot fine you for that. The look on PCSO no.1's face as PCSO no.2 said "Don't worry, we're not going to fine you" was priceless. I think I confused them when I said "Don't blame me, It's not my fault Westminster council put their road in the wrong way round!"
Citygent, how about putting a big poster in your shop window along the lines of "Cyclists beware. Dickless jobsworth cunts at work!"
I once got stopped by a pair for cycling on the pavement as I was going the wrong way up a one way street. Shoulda just used the road as they cannot fine you for that. The look on PCSO no.1's face as PCSO no.2 said "Don't worry, we're not going to fine you" was priceless. I think I confused them when I said "Don't blame me, It's not my fault Westminster council put their road in the wrong way round!"