Best character from a movie or film

This is an easy one.

Simply choose your favourite character from a film, or if you have more than one favourite, then list up to 3.
Anymore than that would seem to dilute an actual favourite.

BOB PARR
Ah...
HELEN PARR
Hurry honey or you'll be late for work
Have a great day honey
BOB PARR
Thanks
HELEN PARR
Help customers, climb ladders
BOB PARR
Bring bacon
HELEN PARR
All that jazz
Kisses husband
Laughs

NEXT SCENE
SECURITY GUARD
Do you have an appointment
BOB PARR
I'm an old friend I just wanted to
SECURITY GUARD
All visitors are required to make...
EDNA MODE
Get back. Go check the electric fence or something.
What is it, who are you, what do you want?
BOB PARR
Lifts his glasses
EDNA MODE
My God you've gotten fat. Come in. Come, come

NEXT SCENE
EDNA MODE
Yes, things are going quite well. Quite well, no complaints but you know it is not the same, not the same at all
BOB PARR
Weren't you just in the news? Some show on preg brand?
EDNA MODE
Milan darling, Milan!
Super models, hah. Nothing super about them spoiled stupid little stick figures with puffy lips who think they can live by themselves, pwehh... I used to design for gods. Hmm, but perhaps you come with the challenge eh? Ever surprised to get your call
BOB PARR
E, I just need to pass you
EDNA MODE
Hmmm, this is mega mash, outmoded but very sturdy and you've torn right through it. What have you been doing Robert? Moonlighting hero work?
BOB PARR
Must have happened a long time ago
EDNA MODE
I see. *This is a hobo suit darling*, you can't be seen in this. I won't allow it. Fifteen years ago maybe, but now...
BOB PARR
What do you mean? You designed it.
EDNA MODE
I never look back darling. It distracts from the now. You need a new suit that much is certain.
BOB PARR
A new suit? But where the heck am I going to get a new suit?
EDNA MODE
You can't! It's impossible. I'm part of busy so ask me now before I become sane.
BOB PARR
Wait, you want to make me a suit?
EDNA MODE
Ah, you push too hard darling but I accept.
Gets drawing materials
It will be bold, dramatic, heroic...
BOB PARR
Yeah, something classic. Like uh, Dyna Guy! Oh, great look, cape and the boots...
EDNA
*No capes*!
BOB PARR
Isn't that my decision?
EDNA MODE
Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers. Nice man, confident
BOB PARR
Who is he?
EDNA MODE
Jumps from seat
November 15, the 58. All was well, another day was saved when his cape snagged on the missile thing
BOB PARR
Thunderhead was not the brightest boy
EDNA MODE
Stratogale, April 23, 57 cape caught in a jet turbine
BOB PARR
Hmmm, it can't generalize about this thing
EDNA MODE
Express elevator, Dyna guy snagged on take off, Splashdown sucked into a vortex. *NO CAPES*! Now go on, your new suit will be finished before your next assignment

EDNA MODE. The best.

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Good film, Fargo. Subtle, and funny.

Superb.

"I done over a thousand"

Tyler Durden

I make and I sell soap.
The things you own end up owning you.
Self-improvement is masturbation.

I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Don't get uptight with me, man. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to.

If you're hanging on to a rising balloon, you're presented with a difficult decision — let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworth's, man. The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black.

andy.w +1

Some definate themes occuring here!

Slimer.

YouTube- Five Easy Pieces Diner Scene

Good call ^