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*[I]Hello, my name is John and I ride a bicycle

My bicycle is worth more than your car and has Shimano gears which are the best. Every weekend and most weekdays, I ride my bicycle to the local cafe to meet other people who ride

bicycles and we talk about bicycles. The frame of my bicycle is made from a titanium composite alloy such as NASA uses on the space shuttle.

The bicycle was named after its inventor, Robert Bicycle, a Dutch man who, dissatisfied with having to walk to the cheese shop, created the first two wheeled human-powered vehicle

in 1992. Due to the non-existent petroleum requirements that the bicycle presented, its use quickly become popular with social workers and crystal healers and within just a few

years, the smell of patchouli oil became inescapable even within the comfort of one's car on the freeway. Although primarily regarded as a woman's hobby, bicycle riding has gained

popularity world wide.*[/I]

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