I need some massive washers...

It's about 7 miles to Nutters from Kings Heath, on a polo bike that's easily an 8 hour ride each way... more if you find/steal some gas pipe.
Pack a lunch.
You'll need to fit a rack and panniers to get the HUGE washers home too, so maybe take a tent in case you get stuck somewhere on the way back and need to camp out.

Exactly.

And its raining too.

Did anybody see the meteor shower last night?