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  • Brilliant^^

    I don't know what this is, but i thought i'd share...!

  • Slack chain this morning, never would have guessed it was on a Create ...
    http://www.lfgss.com/picture.php?albumid=1172&pictureid=8727

  • Slack chain this morning, never would have guessed it was on a Create ...
    http://www.lfgss.com/picture.php?albumid=1172&pictureid=8727

    Bit of a bug bear, but what an inconsiderate piece of parking too. Not neatly in line iwth the tree, but sticking out, nearly into the road.

    I hate it when people don't park their bikes with a bit of consideration.

  • Someone probably kicked it. I would. Right in the cunt

  • I don't know what this is, but i thought i'd share...!

    Rassmassun

  • Space Marines:
    Hot Power Fist Action Inside

    On a gaming magazine. I think I might be to old for Warhammer

  • Yeh huh!

  • its all about the chaos marines.
    serious blud.

  • On a gaming magazine. I think I might be to old for Warhammer

    Ahh, White Dwarf... good times

  • Someone probably kicked it. I would. Right in the cunt

    Hahahaha...

  • Looks like a viral to me

    Did think the same, the bit before the car just looks too 'slow'... anyway.
    Jajajaja!

  • still funny though

  • Rassmassun

    Haha.

  • Well that was a fucking disaster.

    I was supposed to cycle from Winchester to Brighton yesterday during the day, meet a friend who was cycling from London to Brighton, then cycle back to London with him slowly today after a quick swim and a night at a mutual friends gaff.

    At about 2pm I got a call from him saying he didn't know the way.

    Train to London - 30 quid.

    Still keen to go I suggested a night ride. He was keen. He didn't have lights, in fairness I don't use anything in London more powerful than a Knog but it wasn't going to do me much good at 3am in East Sussex.

    New front light - 80 quid.
    New mini-pump - 20 quid.

    A frantic couple of hours making flapjacks, getting together the lightest combo of tools/spares/tubes and fluid/energy gels.

    I burnt the flapjacks but they still worked as oatmeal and blueberry cookies. Sort of. I set off at ten to meet him up in Tottenham, then we cycled down through central, crossed at Vauxhall, down to Clapham, got to Tooting when I go over a pothole and my shiny new light falls off and shatters into a thousand pieces. then to add insult to injury a car drives over the batteries.

    It's raining quite steadily now.

    I'm irate but some desire to say 'fuck you, adversity' pushes me/us on. We make it to Mitcham before my friend cycles over a pothole which we couldn't see due to the lack of adequate lighting and cracks his front wheel.

    We walk back to civilisation and get a taxi home.

    Taxi - 40 quid.

    I am now poor. It's official. I also ache more than I had intended. I'm going to go and make a sausage sandwich and cry a bit.

  • Haha!

  • what light was it cyoa?

    I cant imagine an £80 light breaking so easily.

  • Believe it or not it was a Hope Vision 1. So... 74.99 not 80.

    It was badly attached by me so my own fault but when it hit the ground I saw it come apart quite drastically, the lens section shattered. Then seconds later hit by a car finishing the job.

    I salvaged a couple of bits but then deposited in a bin in Clapham.

    Not my proudest moment.

  • haha, and he spells his name garry with 2 r's. Nutter

  • hehe. He's probably a bike novice and completely unaware. someone should tell him.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdIjJ8efftk

    "Brazil is totally devoted to me favourite body part, the ass"

  • Jeebus, that's almost painful to watch! The Governator strikes!

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