North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Free never means free.
I can go somewhere free and come out broke.

See you there then.

Thought you were staying home for your better half's return?

You getting there at the time agreed?

I have arranged a Hipster Pass for the evening.

1. Fixie skidder - Check
   
2. Rolled up skinny jeans - Check
   
3. KryptoNYFahg - Check
   
   

I will see you all later innit.

Hurrah hurray!

I was promised discounts...at the mission thing, fwiw

Thought you were staying home for your better half's return?

You getting there at the time agreed?

Sarah is gettin gback at arround 11.30. I have got a work drinks thing first so will head to that for one before heading over to 14 for an hour or so before heading home at a reasonable time.

I will bet you a whole pound that this doesn't happen

Sarah is gettin gback at arround 11.30. I have got a work drinks thing first so will head to that for one before heading over to 14 for an hour or so before heading home at a reasonable time.

Ha! You just wrote that so when you roll in drunk at 3 in the morning you can point to this and say "This is what I wanted to do, it's not my fault, they made me do it"

Just managed to spill basically a whole ski yoghurt over myself in the groinage area. Having a meeting in a few minutes and as I'm not blessed enough in the flexibility stakes to lick myself clean, do I...

A. Attempt to rinse the area and then look like I've pissed myself.

B. Just rub it off and leave the reason for the creamy stain up to peoples imagination.

I do look a bit of a pervert scooping it off with a spoon, I have to say.

What flavour is it?

Peach. Not the smooth variety either.

That's going to smell nice later on.

Strategic clip-board/ newspaper in lap?

genius...

What time does the handbag show go onto?

leaving work early to make sure i stock up on free beer before the first one runs out which last time was about an hour. Going to bring the cable lock to lock pink to a lamp post so he cant escape early.

spill more stuff on lap. claim a pret delivery guy knocked into you in the lobby. at least that way you don't come off as a spacker

Present from my amazing girlfriend:

I have arranged a Hipster Pass for the evening.

1. Fixie skidder - Check
   
2. Rolled up skinny jeans - Check
   
3. Checked shirt- double check
   
4. Lfgss hat at a jaunty angle-check
   
5. KryptoNYFahg - Check
   
   

I will see you all later innit.

Fixed hipster.

I look like I've pissed myself whether I wash it off or not so I'm going to soak the area. Thankfully its not on my Hipster Jeans so I won't be attracting flies later. Well, not because of the stain anyway.

I look like I've pissed myself whether I wash it off or not so I'm going to soak the area. Thankfully its not on my Hipster Jeans so I won't be attracting flies later. Well, not because of the stain anyway.

Remove trousers and go to the meeting anyway, tenner says everyone there will be too embarrassed to point out your omission. This works double if you've worn the other half's underwear to work again.

Present from my amazing girlfriend:

You got rid of Clara?

Remove trousers and go to the meeting anyway, tenner says everyone there will be too embarrassed to point out your omission. This works double if you've worn the other half's underwear to work again.

Underwear? Wild and free is how I hang.

Sending this from the meeting whilst clarity is sought on an item. Dull!

You 2 timing cock bag!

Underwear? Wild and free is how I hang.

Sending this from the meeting whilst clarity is sought on an item. Dull!

So you turn up at a meeting with what looks like cum stained trowsers then sit and post messages on a bike forum mid meeting.