101 wankers

After all it's her word against his in the end. We've all been there. One minute you're having a laugh and hanging out of the van window yelling Bitch and Whore and she's loving it, the next thing you know the coppers are banging on the front door, waking the kiddies and the wife up, and you're down the nick cos now she's saying you're a wanker.
Where's our human rights?

I think this bit's awesome.

"I hopped onto the pavement, and flipped my bike over to fix it. 12 male cyclists stopped to ask if I needed help in about 6 minutes."