Spotted...

White, balding dude wearing a white t-shirt, cutoff jeans and a red rucksack riding a blue plug with yellow front rim on Clerkenwell. You were cutting up cyclists on the road and peds in the crossings as you RLJ'd and on the pavement when you cut across that to avoid filtering.

Then you started picking your nose looking at your fingers with a mixture of shock and horror before flicking snot about. A bit unpleasant, really.

Where's the hipster/nodder thread gone? I saw three idiots on singlespeeds on the cs7 this morning, one matching the above description and a short wirey dude (also on a charge) and a guy slightly to large for his hipster jeans (or he needed a longer t-short, either way the first thing that warned me I was about to get cut up was his hairy arse looming into view)... All riding like cunts.

I was on my polo bike and was seriously considering riding through the next person that weaved across my path.

(as a caveat I mean people that are riding in a dangerous way on purpose, not just people that look like they are learning to ride)

on the other hand I did exchange a couple of words with a singlespeeder (in full London dynamo kit) who wasn't riding like a dick but still got beeped by a car that really wanted to drive at 30mph to the next red 50 metres away.