• Relating to balki's post... At uni I tried my hand at stand up comedy and after my first open mike another comic who happened to be bi and very attractive asked me back to hers to take drugs (which I'd helped her procure) and celebrate taking my cherry with her girlfriend (half my act was about being a bit of a late starter)... I declined as I'd assumed she was kidding and went home to take drugs with my friends. What. An. Idiot.

    Back on subject, I had a dick in a merc cut me up really badly once and a motor biker took umbrage on my behalf, accelerated past blocked his path and slowed him down until the next set of reds where he got off and gave the driver a peice of his mind... It wasn't till the biker got off his bike to talk to the merc driver that I saw the biker was about 7 foot tall with the body of a boxer.

    When the lights changed the biker and I rode off and the merc drove a lot more carefully.

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