• I was driving home once from my job in cheese factory. It was about 40 degrees. I was in cut off army shorts and no top. My car at the time was a 1966 XP futura coupe. Beautiful old Aussie car, but a bit battered. Anway, it overheated and I had to stop. I peeled myself off the blistering vinyl seat and got out to buy some bottled water with my last few bucks. I'm broke and my radiator is filled with fucken evian.

    Anyway, a black jeep with tinted windows pulled up seeing me sweltering with the bonnet up. She was at least 15 years my senior at the time. All class. Impecabbly presented. She sounded/looked Spanish or something. She asked me if I wanted a lift back to her place to make a phonecall.

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