Holy Shit, I need one

It's a blender that works on bike power. The summer isn't over yet, people! Let's group buy it and have a Margarita ride!

Bike smoke; don't breath this!

i lol'd

Bike looks quite a smoothie looking ride.

^ facepalm

I'd love a peach of that.

that's a berry clever idea

The handling's a bit slushy,
And the fit and finish is a bit frappé

You must be bananas

Ah of course, it's Friday.

cant you just ask tynan for consecrated anti theft paste

that way you could achieve the desire of the thread title

Mangos on a bike.

End of story.

In!
Where do I sign?

Must be a girl thing.

why do girls want blessed faeces

i have heard of women who freeze turds and then masturbate with them

pisti will probably mention good old V Moser at this juncture

So Wicksie, this is what we do.
We buy one, come up with a frozen margarite recipe, then tour all the bike polo tournaments with it and make about a zillion pounds.

I would purchase a pina colada.

So Wicksie, this is what we do.
We buy one, come up with a frozen margarite recipe, then tour all the bike polo tournaments with it and make about a zillion pounds.

As it happens, I have certificates for making cocktails. FACT. I will commence at once with the testing.
I'm sure the polo lot will be up for some more refined drinking.

What a great way to make our millions.

So Wicksie, this is what we do.
We buy one, come up with a frozen margarite recipe, then tour all the bike polo tournaments with it and make about a zillion pounds.

Do it!

you may need a licence if plod show up, but great idea

perhaps have a board with "non alcoholic cocktails for sale" do it speakeasy style and have the booze under the counter

... come up with a frozen margarite recipe ...

You'll need a bike powered freezer too.

Or you could kill all birds with one stone and put your kitchen gadgets in here - FTW!!

Julia

Even I think killing all the women here by Islamic stoning might be a little controversial