London Cycle Hire

crack cocaine being smoked on the back seat of a 24 from Camden to Warren Street at 1pm on a Friday remains the bar that shit bus journeys for me have to clear.

A drunk lady puked on me on a night bus once. she was kind enough to mention that she would have ran off the bus in shame, had she not had to wait so long for it. that was pretty much the last night bus i ever took.