For Sale: Vivalo (professional) 50 cm Silver F+F

There's no sardonic manner here, at all. Various people shared the same opinion that Johnny's bike is overpriced, it is also dented, and by no means you can justify to price a bike
for looks rather than quality... and try to get away with it. Here. And he's breaking the rules.
The right way has been pointed out but instead the OP referred to Tika's bike as being less valuable (by £150!!!), than his... which, once again, it's fucking dented!!!!!
Alone, this^ shows how much about bikes goes on around here, it's more about looks, and skids.
Lawl.
But seriously, good luck with your sale.

Its all about looks and skids