Car appreciation... the aesthetics, the engineering, etc

Its just so gaudy and naff. I'm all for keeping the love for the helmetless but matte-black cars are the popped-collar polo shirt of the road.

they always seem to be Porsche Cayennes too, which are offensive enough already...

Can't help it. I like them.

Its pretty much guaranteed that they will try and run you down too.

It looks like somebody rattlecanned it.

Basically, unless your Batman. It looks shit.

It looks like somebody rattlecanned it.

Basically, unless you Batman. It looks shit.

Fair enough. But I can always dream.

I saw a mercedes in Manchester outside the Hilton, that was mirror-finish silver. 70's sci-fi as fuck, and also surprisingly difficult to see at night. Altogether pretty twatty, but better than matt black 'HURR I HAS A STELF CAR DURR'.

Who am I kidding, though? If I ever do get a car, it's going to be a hemi orange Dodge Challenger.

Lol - Matte Black paintwork is the HHSB fixed gear of the car world.

Looked seriously cool when you hardly ever saw it, but now that every other car maker offers it as a stock colourway, its been played out.

Matte gunmetal that BMW does is pretty rad though

Some-one should do a Morris Traveler in chrome.

There was some arab cunt drivng round Soho the other night in one of those new Mercedes AMG 'gullwing' things in matte black, convertible, hood down, did two 'laps' of Wardour St, Broadwick St etc so everyone could get a good look

Cunt!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

What about the rust look some car modders are rocking?

What about the rust look some car modders are rocking?

clever idea but badly executed. At least do the wheels too...

Another thing that cracks me up are the people that put bullet-hole stickers on their cars.

I saw an orange aston vantage with 'em on kentish town high street... pointed and laughed.

not sure about that trailer, looks pretty useless to me.

car thread.

MERGE MERGE MERGE.

What about the rust look some car modders are rocking?

The rust look has to be well achieved, just like this one.
I personally find it lust.

But nothing beats padded look

Does the BMW X6 come in twat matte black?

BMW X6 = Car of the devil, the most pointless and awful machine ever created.

But nothing beats padded look

BMW X6 = Car of the devil, the most pointless and awful machine ever created.

Guess what!?

The x6 is not pointless, it's like the Range Rover sport, it's acts as a quick twat identifier.

IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME.

The x6 is not pointless, it's like the Range Rover sport, it's acts as a quick twat identifier.

another one for the list http://www.landrover.com/imagery/global/nameplate/l538/All_Explore_L538_Reveal_front_3quarter-580x300

All SUVs are Fail. Fact.

My mate who's from Cape Town was saying that some people there have started getting fake mud painted on to their SUVs around the wheel arches etc.

Maybe we should do a Porsche Cayenne turbo in matte black with fake bullet holes and fake mud and mirror finish rims.