What is the most authentic place to ride?

I got fed up with people taking the piss out of my art work. This is typical for London. I have just been away in Copenhagen for 6 months doing an art internment where they genuinely fancy my work. I have had two exhibitions and been blogged about by some really nice looking girls. I am back in London now with some new jeans feeling fired up to get on and make some new work. I am considering doing something with the new hire bikes. I need to add the blue to my authentic surfaces but am considering filling a Barclays bike with orange paint and getting some job seekers to ride the entire highway route leaving an inky trail.

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