What is the most authentic place to ride?

Alright Mr Universal, see this? this is an authentic birthday party in authentic dulwich with authentic fixie skidder in all age and sexes tampered upon this very spot, I didn't even use a fancy camera, just a small digital point and shoot pointing 90 degrees to what left of the authentic grass;
Hi Ed! Ok thanks for that. Not sure if it is some sort of submission but I should say I haven't actually put out a call for entries yet however I am very happy to crit what you have made. (see attached)

Not sure if the concept of 'party' and 'sex tampering' is coming across. There's potential here just relax and have some fun.

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