Wanted: Anyone got 60-58 cm bike to lend me?

There are some people on the planet (believe it or not) who are cool and simply have a spare bike that they would not mind lending and if it got stolen so be it. Just so you know i was planning on stealing it.

These people are called millionaires, they have castles full of other loot too you might want to see what else you can nab off them. Also I wasn't 'trying to be funny' I was trying to be helpful, so fuck you enjoy walking everywhere for three weeks...

also Crucifixi you get a** high five**