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  • from Yogi Berra

    "You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. "

    "You can observe a lot by just watching. "

    "In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. "

    "The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. "

    Paraphrase my fav one... (not sure its the exact words...)
    "no-one comes here any more... its too busy"

    "You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there. "

    Google him. He was actually a real person. Complete nutter...

    "Whisky on the rocks please... no ice"

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