Cycling on TV tonight... BBC4 from 8:30pm

Dude, Thom's one of the good guys, you're just coming across as an ITG

• Claims to be a master of any number of martial arts styles.
  
• Claims to be incredibly strong and physically fit.
  
• Threatens violence against other message board members or chat room users who anger or annoy him.
  
• May claim to an ex-Marine, ex-Special Forces, or gangsta.
  
• Makes exaggerated claims about his own sexual prowess and ability to seduce women.
  
  

Well I'd love to stop and chat but I have a Macramé class to attend before sleeping with 10 prostitutes.