Getting Married

We've decided to get married in Las Vegas next year, with only one member from either family, and an open innvitation to our friends. When we get back we'll get the upstairs of the Coach and Horses or somewhere similar for a few drinks with people that cat make it. The idea of matching chair covers and sashes makes me shiver.

Chair covers are the epitome of all that is wrong in the world. Take something simple and functional, cover it in something cheap and vulgur, sell it for shit loads of dosh, use it once, throw it away.